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Answer these trolley problems for fun and profit! Okay, so there's no profit and it's not fun.
[This network post to the intranet from an anonymous account pops up at 6AM on Sunday.]
God of Death? Ha! First one to die, even while fully armed, that's how it's gonna be, Ryuk?
And make no mistake about it, folks, he's dead and gone for real, not just hiding or shooed off like everyone's beloved buddy Astushi was. Did him the dignity of disposing of his body so no one messes with it. Anyway it's time everyone got to know each other a little better and everyone loves those internet personality tests or quizzes.
There's a lever to change which track a train takes; unless the lever's pulled, it takes track A. It'll kill twenty on A. B? Just five guys die.
Now consider this for a follow up: you can shove a fat guy. Lardass dies, killer train stops.
God of Death? Ha! First one to die, even while fully armed, that's how it's gonna be, Ryuk?
And make no mistake about it, folks, he's dead and gone for real, not just hiding or shooed off like everyone's beloved buddy Astushi was. Did him the dignity of disposing of his body so no one messes with it. Anyway it's time everyone got to know each other a little better and everyone loves those internet personality tests or quizzes.
There's a lever to change which track a train takes; unless the lever's pulled, it takes track A. It'll kill twenty on A. B? Just five guys die.
Now consider this for a follow up: you can shove a fat guy. Lardass dies, killer train stops.